Hand Sanitizer failed me

Wasn't feeling too great on Friday,
kept plugging away.
Felt a bit crummy on Saturday,
homework and studied anyway.
Sunday felt like a slug,
went to church, lunch at in-laws and slept on their couch.
Kindergarten and my grad. classes on Monday,
coughed out my left lung during the night.
Kindergarten on Tuesday,
coughed out my other lung last night.
Called in sick to kindergarten Wednesday,
slept until 10:15am and feel like I have been run over by an 18 wheeler!

my life - summed up

Monday through Friday:
tying shoes,
hand sanitizer.
sharpening pencils,
hand sanitizer.
passing out papers,
hand sanitizer.
fixing stuck zippers,
hand sanitizer.
"Please raise your hand,"
hand sanitizer.
"Who is my 'helper of the day?'"
hand sanitizer.
"Please cover your mouth when you sneeze."
eat hand sanitizer.

Friday night, Saturday, Sunday:
homework, homework, homework!